The mounting moaning, the slap of skin on skin, the playful laughter, the smack of an ass. No, I haven’t been watching porn or The Tudors (holy hell, that show’s like soft-core). I’ve been treated yet again to my own pornographic audio courtesy of the reliable Hormone Factory next door. At this point, I don’t [...]
Most mornings prove to be a mad dash to get out the door. My alarm goes off, I hit snooze, I get 10 more minutes of semi-craptacular sleep, and when it screeches at me again, I drag myself out of bed and clomp off to the bathroom to begin running the water. It takes about [...]
It’s funny when the guy you’re seeing- who you might also now be calling BOYFRIEND(!)- goes out of town for a week to some IT Spark-plug Doohickey Fanciness Come-to-the-Motherboard 2009 Conference. In his absence, all manner of “single-gal” debauchery takes place. Debaucherous stuff like wearing those full-coverage, decidedly unsexy cotton undies when it’s not even [...]
“What are these?” he asked as the faintest grey light began to peek through the window panes. It was quiet still, before coffee pots would be filled and church goers would gather. Laying naked, my arm comfortably resting on his chest, he softly traced the pale lines of my forearm with his fingertips. I was [...]
A couple of months ago, my lady doctor recommended I switch up my birth control. Last summer, the one I had previously been on for 10 years let me down, resulting in my fainting on public transportation and an unfortunate Visit that lasted for THREE whole weeks. As bad as all that was though, I’d [...]
We all know what Saturday is. That romantical day to spend appreciating the one you love…or lust after. It can also be a day to loathe and dread and go bowling instead. Right, so let’s get this over with then. By now ya’ll are well versed in my single status (my, my, my…SC is really [...]
(Warning: you are about to witness one of the ugliest parts of my character. Welcome to the fold.) Well, I was happy. Loverboy and I lasted just over two months. And now I’m one more single girl out there going through another god damned break up. Yeah, I’d say I’m a bit pissed off right now. And you [...]
