Tuesday, February 15th, 2011
If Valentine’s Day is supposed to be about love and sex, passion and romance; what does it mean if you don’t have sex with your significant other? Sunday night, I took care in donning my thigh high stockings, lace and silk slip, 5 inch heels, and LBD for dinner with my boyfriend. It was a….hopeful little [...]
Filed under: depression, I've got your "warm delight" right here, kiss and blog, my boyfriend is a saint, the sex, wakefulness by Nic
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Monday, March 1st, 2010
Perhaps it should first be noted that these random MAGICAL musings are brought to you by some wicked 3 a.m. insomnia. So, whilst lying in bed tweeting and challenging my Google Reader to a duel (you may say 78 unread, but I. Will. Win.), my mind wandered to some, er, different places. Apparently, a lot [...]
Filed under: boys suck, break ups suck more, educating the masses, I heart vocab, junk, the sex, things people say, wakefulness by Nic
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Tuesday, January 12th, 2010
It really is never ending, people. And I just don’t understand it. I go to Victoria’s Secret. I get fitted for a bra (don’t get too excited boys- no nudity or boob fondling is involved), which is generally a sad experiment because each attempt seems to yield a different result. 32B. 34A. 34B. Triumph! They’re [...]
Filed under: crash and burn, friends, going postal, hateful, I've got your "warm delight" right here, is janky the same thing as wonky?, must be a sign, no jokes, poor choices, questionable attire, so what if i scream?, the sex, toolbaggery, wanderlust, WTF by Nic
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Friday, January 8th, 2010
Last July, my boyfriend was laid off, then hired back a week later- albeit with a demotion that has taken him seven years back in his career with a major cut in pay and removal of any bonus options. I didn’t write about it at the time or since because he specifically asked me not [...]
Filed under: break ups suck more, crash and burn, dirty laundry, going postal, people should be nicer to each other, quiet desperation, so what if i scream?, the sex, wakefulness, WTF by Nic
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Wednesday, January 6th, 2010
Boyfriend: “Hey. What’s up?” Me (snot-laden and “sick dialing” from under a blanket): “Oh nothing. I was just, you know, thinking…don’t cheat on me, okay? That would suck.” Boyfriend: “Huh? Where did that come from? Are you okay?” Me: “Yeah, I’m just feeling gross and uncute and I just watched He’s Just Not That Into You [...]
Filed under: break ups suck more, card games hurt my feelings, dirty laundry, Just Another Day in Crazy, sickness sucks, the sex, things people say, WTF by Nic
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Friday, November 13th, 2009
It may sound like that tired old adage, but I have to ask- exactly what does a man serve to gain by getting married anymore when he seemingly can get as much, if not more, by not? Or, alternatively as my friend Emo says, “why lock it down when you can get The Ill-Freaky Na-Na [...]
Filed under: boys suck, break ups suck more, card games hurt my feelings, crossroads, domesticity is overrated, engaging boyfriends, everyone should read more, hateful, haterade, I've got your "warm delight" right here, it's never "Just Lunch", jaded, people should be nicer to each other, poor choices, singletons, so what if i scream?, the sex, toolbaggery, work in progress by Nic
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Thursday, November 12th, 2009
I mostly blame that show, “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.” Have you seen it? Who am I kidding, of course you have. That thing is like a freaking car crash. You don’t want to watch it, but you do with that perma-frown of disgust on your face. In fact, if you’re anything like me, [...]
Filed under: family matters, i heart TV, Just Another Day in Crazy, mothering, romper room, so what if i scream?, the sex by Nic
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