Dear 2010,

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Dear 2010,
Now that we’re on a first name basis, I wanted to take this opportunity to get things started off right. Although we’ve only been acquainted these past five days, it’s been a bit of a rocky beginning. What with the bottle of Moet induced hangover on New Year’s Day, followed thereafter by the four-day-sinus-cold-ear-drum-wrenching-snot-fest [...]

Toolbag Wednesday #23: The Hills (sans LC)

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

To those with no understanding about which I write today, I salute you. Carry on…
I need an intervention. A Hills intervention. Someone (preferably Dr. Drew) please pry the remote from my fingers and change the channel to…to….
See, that’s just it. There’s absolutely nothing on the TV on Tuesday night. MTV got wise to it and [...]

OMFG: Gossip Girl Recap

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Oh my effing God! We’re all still squealing in the office this morning. Gossip Girl was freaking AWESOME last night!!!! Tell me you’ve seen it. Anyone? Anyone? If you didn’t catch the episode, then do not read this. If you did, have at it. You won’t be disappointed.All I can say is a big thank [...]

Toolbag Wednesdays

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

For whatever reason, March was a banner month for toolbag encounters in my world, so I’ve decided to share the wealth each Wednesday when all this toolbaggery tended to occur (i.e., “What a toolbag…oh, well of course…it’s Wednesday).For example, March’s toolbags would have included Elliot Spitzer for obvious reasons, the Texas men’s basketball team for [...]

Save the Date

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

August 13.

I’m sooooooooooooo excited!
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Ah, hell. Are you freaking kidding me with this?

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Maybe they’re just trying to keep the MTV publicity going and want to be on Engaged & Underage? If they seal the deal soon, she won’t even be able to legally drink at her own wedding.
Nice work, Pratt.
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Tivo Whore- Who Me?

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Wow-wee, has TV gotten good again lately!!
With the recent passing of The Hills, I’ve been a bit bereft, shuffling aimlessly about my apartment, mumbling how Brody is a tool and Spencer has jowls, worrying how Heidi is faring, and craving something called Pinkberry frozen “yogurt” (a court case was filed alleging they don’t technically sell [...]