Dear 2010, Now that we’re on a first name basis, I wanted to take this opportunity to get things started off right. Although we’ve only been acquainted these past five days, it’s been a bit of a rocky beginning. What with the bottle of Moet induced hangover on New Year’s Day, followed thereafter by the [...]
To those with no understanding about which I write today, I salute you. Carry on… I need an intervention. A Hills intervention. Someone (preferably Dr. Drew) please pry the remote from my fingers and change the channel to…to…. See, that’s just it. There’s absolutely nothing on the TV on Tuesday night. MTV got wise to [...]
Oh my effing God! We’re all still squealing in the office this morning. Gossip Girl was freaking AWESOME last night!!!! Tell me you’ve seen it. Anyone? Anyone? If you didn’t catch the episode, then do not read this. If you did, have at it. You won’t be disappointed.All I can say is a big thank [...]
For whatever reason, March was a banner month for toolbag encounters in my world, so I’ve decided to share the wealth each Wednesday when all this toolbaggery tended to occur (i.e., “What a toolbag…oh, well of course…it’s Wednesday).For example, March’s toolbags would have included Elliot Spitzer for obvious reasons, the Texas men’s basketball team for [...]
August 13. I’m sooooooooooooo excited!
Maybe they’re just trying to keep the MTV publicity going and want to be on Engaged & Underage? If they seal the deal soon, she won’t even be able to legally drink at her own wedding. Nice work, Pratt.
Wow-wee, has TV gotten good again lately!! With the recent passing of The Hills, I’ve been a bit bereft, shuffling aimlessly about my apartment, mumbling how Brody is a tool and Spencer has jowls, worrying how Heidi is faring, and craving something called Pinkberry frozen “yogurt” (a court case was filed alleging they don’t technically [...]
