Boyfriend: “Hey. What’s up?” Me (snot-laden and “sick dialing” from under a blanket): “Oh nothing. I was just, you know, thinking…don’t cheat on me, okay? That would suck.” Boyfriend: “Huh? Where did that come from? Are you okay?” Me: “Yeah, I’m just feeling gross and uncute and I just watched He’s Just Not That Into You [...]
Dear 2010, Now that we’re on a first name basis, I wanted to take this opportunity to get things started off right. Although we’ve only been acquainted these past five days, it’s been a bit of a rocky beginning. What with the bottle of Moet induced hangover on New Year’s Day, followed thereafter by the [...]
I’ve spent the first days of 2010 stuck home in bed/ on the couch with a sinus cold, which means I’ve also spent them watching TV- a lot- and one of the commercials I keep seeing is for eHarmony’s “Free Communication Weekend.” It brought me back. A long, long time ago in a decade now [...]
What is it about the holidays that makes people who haven’t felt the need to say “hi” or “I’m sorry” or “I miss you” throughout the other 11 months of the year come out of the woodwork? This Christmas especially seemed to be strewn with ex-boyfriends/ ex-somebodies. It was almost as though they felt a [...]
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While outwardly I, and for all appearances- contentedly, sipped my morning coffee from my extra special mug that My Dear Heart picked out for me (oh yes, I have stuff there) and indulged his love of le Tour de France; inwardly things were taking a bit of a different turn. In fact, I felt as [...]
My friends at work and I have this little game we play. Every time one of us has a hang nail or a prolonged dry cough or painful stubbed toe, we diagnose one another on WebMD. Invariably, of course, we always end up with a blanket list of diseases: lupus, melanoma, typhoid, gout even. And, [...]
