Can we talk about something? So you know how I’ve gotten sucked into fb (yes, I just admitted that again. I also acronymed it. What’s more, “acronymed” isn’t even a word so I’m two for two), well I’ve been witnessing the most….distressing?…trend among some friends of friends (i.e. people I know from high school but [...]
By now you’ve probably seen mention that I’ve given up swearing for Lent. I realize this is, in fact, no real sacrifice, but holy Saxby Chambliss it’s been difficult! (And besides, giving up dating/ the sex for Lent would have been a cake walk these days. As well as buying shoes. I’ve even lost my [...]
I’d say we’re due for a tonal shift around these parts, so rather than indulge in yet another Lonely Girl post (like how I slipped in the Gossip Girl reference? Except I despise that self-righteous Lonely Boy Dan Humphrey), why not talk about ass? Yes, ass. As in, “it’s smells like ass,” or “dude’s an [...]
My mom sent this to me today from another teacher, begging everyone to remind their kids about the importance of proper spelling. Incidentally, also how important teachers are (they just gave pink slips to half the staff at her school and cut everyone’s pay).
My contract with AT&T couldn’t be ending at a better time- I’m finally in the market for a new phone.I got the Blackberry Pearl two years ago when it was still kind of the new kid on the block, but I am SO ready to chuck it at the wall. Its browser speed runs on [...]
Some days you find out you have jury duty……in Rolling freaking Meadows. A full 26.7 miles, or an hour plus in Chicago traffic time, from where your carless ass cannot drive. Where you’ll do your civic duty while feasting on a cornucopia of vended saturated fats. Some days the guy who you think has been [...]
Because it is THE worst time of year in the office this week (client event for 300 next week), because (as you know) I have PMS, because cake miraculously did arrive the other day right on cue and is now gone- along with the chocolate Jello pudding, and because I just finished making a fort [...]
