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Six more weeks (or in Chicago-speak, we’ll be looking at May/June)…

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Filed under: crash and burn, crossroads, educating the masses, going postal, hateful, i hate winter, i heart TV, just say 'when', must be a sign, no jokes, toolbaggery by Nic
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So last night I slept like a punk per usual. Asleep by 11:15, awake again at 3:30, back asleep around 4:40, then up for work at 5:30. I suck at sleeping. It’s epic.
In the middle of all of this nonsleeping, I woke up from a crazy ass dream. Apparently, I was meeting the cast of [...]

Filed under: Just Another Day in Crazy, WTF, haterade, i heart TV, is janky the same thing as wonky?, must be a sign, people should be nicer to each other, poor choices, things people say, wakefulness by Nic
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It really is never ending, people. And I just don’t understand it.
I go to Victoria’s Secret. I get fitted for a bra (don’t get too excited boys- no nudity or boob fondling is involved), which is generally a sad experiment because each attempt seems to yield a different result. 32B. 34A. 34B. Triumph! They’re getting [...]

Filed under: I've got your "warm delight" right here, WTF, crash and burn, friends, going postal, hateful, is janky the same thing as wonky?, must be a sign, no jokes, poor choices, questionable attire, so what if i scream?, the sex, toolbaggery, wanderlust by Nic
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It’s a reflective time of year and for me the end of the 00’s, as they’re calling them, not only marks the end of the decade but also the end of my 20s. I guess you could say it’s gotten me thinking.
Quite simply, I’m not at all where I thought I’d be as I approach [...]

Filed under: creative time management, crossroads, depression, just say 'when', knowing, must be a sign, this is now, wakefulness, work in progress by Nic
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Today’s a bit of a Big Day around these parts. The host city for the 2016 Olympic games is announced (it’s between Tokyo, Rio, Madrid, and Chicago…which of these doesn’t belong?). As a resident of this vast, teeming metropolis, I can tell you that no matter what you’ve heard, Chicago is clearly “the shit.” Observe…..

O’Hare [...]

Filed under: awesomeness, crash and burn, educating the masses, haterade, is janky the same thing as wonky?, jaded, must be a sign, poor choices, vote on by Nic
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I found out the other day from the mutual friend who introduced us that North Shore, the guy I dated for a few months last summer, is engaged. To the girl he dated mere weeks after me. I believe this makes seven- seven guys who have proposed once removed. Anyone trying to get engaged? Apparently, [...]

Filed under: crash and burn, dirty laundry, domesticity is overrated, engaging boyfriends, friends, in memory, it's never "Just Lunch", must be a sign, singletons, wedding hell by Nic
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According to every other commercial on the Discovery Channel, it’s Shark Week ‘09. I’m sorry, but my fear of the ocean aside, the sharks have nothing on my latest adventure and it happened on land. In fact, it happened on a balmy summer evening in my married friends’ 2 bedroom condo. Now also home to….baby.
After [...]

Filed under: Just Another Day in Crazy, domesticity is overrated, friends, hateful, haterade, jaded, mothering, must be a sign, romper room, singletons, so what if i scream? by Nic
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