Running Amok the Pseudo Single-Gal Way

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

It’s funny when the guy you’re seeing- who you might also now be calling BOYFRIEND(!)- goes out of town for a week to some IT Spark-plug Doohickey Fanciness Come-to-the-Motherboard 2009 Conference. In his absence, all manner of “single-gal” debauchery takes place. Debaucherous stuff like wearing those full-coverage, decidedly unsexy cotton undies when it’s not even [...]

To Be Kissed

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

A not unhandsome man walked past me on the train this morning, smelling decidedly male. A combination of shaving cream, after shave, deodorant, cologne, man-ness. He had just the right amount of presence- not too strong, not too faint. Just enough to make me…want. I breathed it in as my mind wandered from my collection [...]

Ships Passing in the Night

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Once upon a time, I dipped a toe into the waters of online dating. There are countless stories I could tell from the experience and about the people I met (honestly, some very good ones), but one person in particular seems to keep crossing my path online. He was the first person I ever met from [...]

ISO Guy with Dentist Pen

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

I’ve been to see “He’s Just Not That Into You.” After having read the book and immediately returning it years ago (I was deep in denial when nearly half the book pointed out that my long term relationship was with someone who apparently wasn’t “that into me”), I was prepared to hate this movie. In [...]

Totally Effed

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

A couple of months ago, my lady doctor recommended I switch up my birth control. Last summer, the one I had previously been on for 10 years let me down, resulting in my fainting on public transportation and an unfortunate Visit that lasted for THREE whole weeks. As bad as all that was though, I’d [...]

Souvenirs of Relationships Past

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Hummus. I like hummus. I never knew this. Not until I met The One Who’s Making Me Cry These Days. He loves it and (I’d say) has a genuine cultural reason for it, as opposed to most “White People.” The kid grew up in Saudi Arabia and I guess you could say it’s like French [...]

Hell Hath No Fury

Friday, January 30th, 2009

(Warning: you are about to witness one of the ugliest parts of my character. Welcome to the fold.) Well, I was happy. Loverboy and I lasted just over two months. And now I’m one more single girl out there going through another god damned break up. Yeah, I’d say I’m a bit pissed off right now. And you [...]