Ain’t Nuthin But a “G” Thang*

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

I suck really bad at sleeping. Like really bad. I fall asleep fine, but I’m awake every 90 minutes. So you can imagine I tend to remember my dreams considering I wake up right in the middle of them. And those dreams? They are vivid. I mean, my mind works in some really creative and [...]

Premonitions of Entropy

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

I’ve found myself doing a lot of thinking lately about relationships and commitment and happiness. In particular, I’ve been wondering if it’s possible for me to have all three at once. And the more I think about it, the more I begin to wonder if my questioning whether happiness and commitment can go hand-in-hand is [...]

Baby Registry Follies

Friday, April 16th, 2010

Registry print-out in hand, I charged into Target, plowing past the rows of carts. I’m only just getting a few baby items, I thought to myself. No need to make the trip cumbersome! On my way to the baby section, I reviewed my notes and highlighted options. I was prepared; I had pre-shopped online. I [...]

Little Faces and Their Plight

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

I love dogs. They’re sweethearts with their sweet little faces and their little paws and noses and waggedy tails. I love how they each have their own personality and quirks and how they look at you and just want you to give them attention and love. To me, they are Little Faces. But, I don’t [...]

Little Shop of Tortures

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Before I went on my beach vacation a few weeks ago, I thought I’d try something new. I’d get my legs waxed. Like most women, I hate shaving my legs. I hate it for a lot of reasons, but mainly because I wake up really early to get ready and commute 90 minutes to work, [...]

Toolbag Wednesday #26: Compiled Miscellany of Snark

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

I hate a lot of things. Besides the obvious things like Speidi, sex offenders, and people who do bad things to children, puppies and/or trees; I hate lots of random things too. So for lack of a more productive use of this Toolbag Wednesday, I’ve compiled a list for you, which also makes this the [...]

Color Me Indecent

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

I am, at present, besieged with inner turmoil, an ethical and moral dilemma, a conflict of righteousness of my own making. I am getting my hair cut and colored once again this Saturday. Having decided that the shade of brunette I chose last November is “way harsh” for my pasty-ass skin tone, I have been [...]