Nic Narrates

Dear Upstairs Neighbor, You suck. I hate you. Also, you are a selfish and inconsiderate fuckwad. That’s right, fuckwad. You make me so angry that I invent new words in moments of utter seething as a result of your selfishness and inconsideracies. See? Another fake word. As much as I’ve obviously enjoyed being forced to [...]

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“Yeah hi. I’m calling because my monthly bill has increased $10 and I’m wondering why.” “Let me just pull up your account…..I see you have our SUPER-DOUBLE-WHATEVER-WE-WANT-TO-REBRAND-OURSELVES-TO-COVER-OUR-INCREASE-IN-PRICES package.” “Yup…same one I’ve had for the past nine months.” “Right. Well, due to an increase in operating costs, I’m sure you can understand, we’ve had to raise [...]

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