It’s Friday: day of general workweek malaise and bated breath whilst the clock ticks toward weekendedness. In honor of the collective disinterest in being productive, “I Salute You” Fridays are buoyed by recent pop culture achievements according to me (which in some cases kindly lend themselves to time-wasting strategies for the greater good of humanity). [...]
Perhaps it should first be noted that these random MAGICAL musings are brought to you by some wicked 3 a.m. insomnia. So, whilst lying in bed tweeting and challenging my Google Reader to a duel (you may say 78 unread, but I. Will. Win.), my mind wandered to some, er, different places. Apparently, a lot [...]
I hate a lot of things. Besides the obvious things like Speidi, sex offenders, and people who do bad things to children, puppies and/or trees; I hate lots of random things too. So for lack of a more productive use of this Toolbag Wednesday, I’ve compiled a list for you, which also makes this the [...]
Once upon a time, I dipped a toe into the waters of online dating. There are countless stories I could tell from the experience and about the people I met (honestly, some very good ones), but one person in particular seems to keep crossing my path online. He was the first person I ever met from [...]
Because I heart you guys, I’ve whipped up a little valentine of my own for you. Do it with the one you love, with your best friend, with a co-worker (just don’t get fired), or even with that hot girl at Argo (that was for you, Emo). Be as naughty or as nice as you like. And, [...]
I’d say we’re due for a tonal shift around these parts, so rather than indulge in yet another Lonely Girl post (like how I slipped in the Gossip Girl reference? Except I despise that self-righteous Lonely Boy Dan Humphrey), why not talk about ass? Yes, ass. As in, “it’s smells like ass,” or “dude’s an [...]
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