Tablemates

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Sunday brunch found my boyfriend I being seated in one of those rows of tables that are approximately an inch apart from one another. Before we even sat down, he was giving me “the eyes,” as in “I-hate-everything-right-now-what-the-hell-there-are-four-empty-tables-over-there.” I myself was inwardly groaning at the piercing octaves emanating from the table beside us. Normally, one [...]

Groundhog Fail

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Six more weeks (or in Chicago-speak, we’ll be looking at May/June)…

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Please Don’t Pull a Geena, Tina

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

When I was in 6th grade, my English class and I received a writing assignment to author a “fan letter” to a celebrity of our choosing. I happened to choose Geena Davis (whatever happened to her anyway?) because I’d just seen A League of Their Own and even though I really fucking hate baseball (including [...]

When Things Get Poopy…Get Links!

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

With everything that keeps happening in the world and my pointless and lame moodiness of late, I figured it was time for a “happy” post. These are some short videos that make me happy.
You’re likely to have seen them before (and given their nature, embedding is unfortunately disabled), but as they say, sharing is caring! So click [...]

Jersey Shore is Creeping on My Subconscious

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

So last night I slept like a punk per usual. Asleep by 11:15, awake again at 3:30, back asleep around 4:40, then up for work at 5:30. I suck at sleeping. It’s epic.
In the middle of all of this nonsleeping, I woke up from a crazy ass dream. Apparently, I was meeting the cast of [...]

Popcorn

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Someone (that would be my boyfriend) devoted a few hours to the Top Chef marathon leading up to last night’s finale…
What I have made for you tonight is a play on Depression-era cuisine d’poor. I bathed some Iowa corn with small waves of heat…a “micro-wave” if you will…resulting in a light and clean floret topped [...]

Preggers Scare ‘09

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

I mostly blame that show, “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.” Have you seen it? Who am I kidding, of course you have. That thing is like a freaking car crash. You don’t want to watch it, but you do with that perma-frown of disgust on your face. In fact, if you’re anything like me, [...]