Nic Narrates

Sunday brunch found my boyfriend I being seated in one of those rows of tables that are approximately an inch apart from one another. Before we even sat down, he was giving me “the eyes,” as in “I-hate-everything-right-now-what-the-hell-there-are-four-empty-tables-over-there.” I myself was inwardly groaning at the piercing octaves emanating from the table beside us. Normally, one [...]

Filed under: city encounters, haterade, i heart TV, jaded, singletons, things people say by Nic
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Remember this?
And this?
And this too?
This is where I’ll be, topless and tanning, INSTEAD of playing baby games at that bullshit “Couple’s Shower.“  Oopsie. I’m sure that will go over real well. 
Sixteen days and counting!
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I hate a lot of things. Besides the obvious things like Speidi, sex offenders, and people who do bad things to children, puppies and/or trees; I hate lots of random things too. So for lack of a more productive use of this Toolbag Wednesday, I’ve compiled a list for you, which also makes this the [...]

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Can someone please explain to me what the hell a “Couples Shower” is? Because I just don’t even know anymore.
My friend Mara, the same one who got married in all kinds of annoying ways, who went AWOL after ascending to the state of wifedom, and who is now in the family way; has sent me a [...]

Filed under: WTF, crossroads, domesticity is overrated, friends, going postal, haterade, mothering, poor choices, romper room, so what if i scream?, the Madness, toolbaggery by Nic
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So last night I slept like a punk per usual. Asleep by 11:15, awake again at 3:30, back asleep around 4:40, then up for work at 5:30. I suck at sleeping. It’s epic.
In the middle of all of this nonsleeping, I woke up from a crazy ass dream. Apparently, I was meeting the cast of [...]

Filed under: Just Another Day in Crazy, WTF, haterade, i heart TV, is janky the same thing as wonky?, must be a sign, people should be nicer to each other, poor choices, things people say, wakefulness by Nic
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After the snarkfest that was my earlier post this week (thank you Internets for the healthy debate), I’ve decided rather than add to it, I’ll leave you instead with a recap of the Toolbaggery of 2009.
Note: Toolbag Wednesdays 1-16 (circa 2008) can be found under “toolbaggery” and include such gems as After-the-Fact Boys, [Expletive] Blagojevich, The [...]

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I’ve spent the first days of 2010 stuck home in bed/ on the couch with a sinus cold, which means I’ve also spent them watching TV- a lot- and one of the commercials I keep seeing is for eHarmony’s “Free Communication Weekend.” It brought me back.
A long, long time ago in a decade now passed, [...]

Filed under: Just Another Day in Crazy, creative time management, hateful, haterade, jaded, poor choices, sickness sucks, singletons by Nic
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