Tuesday, March 1st, 2011
About a week ago, I started getting a strange text message. One of those that is all “familiar” and such, but you have no idea who it’s from. Which is odd because I’ve had the same number for over 2 years now. Anyway, as odd as the text was, I ignored it and its strange [...]
Filed under: creative time management, going postal, hateful, jaded, WTF by Nic
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Thursday, February 10th, 2011
I have a scone to pick with Starbucks. In particular, one Starbucks. Otherwise known as the Starbucks Coffee Shop of Lowered Self-Esteem. Seriously. Getting coffee at this one location actually makes me feel bad about myself. It’s sad because it’s true. This, of course, would also mean that it is the most convenient Starbucks for me [...]
Filed under: going postal, hateful, haterade, imma badass but only in my mind, people should be nicer to each other, things people say, toolbaggery, WTF by Nic
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Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
“Yeah hi. I’m calling because my monthly bill has increased $10 and I’m wondering why.” “Let me just pull up your account…..I see you have our SUPER-DOUBLE-WHATEVER-WE-WANT-TO-REBRAND-OURSELVES-TO-COVER-OUR-INCREASE-IN-PRICES package.” “Yup…same one I’ve had for the past nine months.” “Right. Well, due to an increase in operating costs, I’m sure you can understand, we’ve had to raise [...]
Filed under: crash and burn, going postal, hateful, i heart TV, imma badass but only in my mind, is janky the same thing as wonky?, people should be nicer to each other, poor choices, things people say, Tina Fey is awesome, WTF by Nic
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Wednesday, May 19th, 2010
I have a new neighbor- I almost wrote “roommate” (although I live alone) because it kind of feels like he’s in the same apartment as me. Case in point, I know his comings and goings, when he’s watching TV or listening to music, when he’s exercising, what time he typically wakes up in the morning [...]
Filed under: cohabitation, going postal, hateful, haterade, is janky the same thing as wonky?, people should be nicer to each other, poor choices, so what if i scream?, things people say, toolbaggery, wakefulness, WTF by Nic
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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
Anyone who’s ever driven in a city knows there are two ways of driving: the way you were taught in Drivers Ed, and the way you learned to effectively get around when there are approximately 2 million other people moving about at the same time. You learn the bob and weave, learn to use turn lanes and [...]
Filed under: city encounters, domesticity is overrated, going postal, hateful, in transit, people should be nicer to each other, poor choices, things people say, toolbaggery, WTF by Nic
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Friday, April 16th, 2010
Registry print-out in hand, I charged into Target, plowing past the rows of carts. I’m only just getting a few baby items, I thought to myself. No need to make the trip cumbersome! On my way to the baby section, I reviewed my notes and highlighted options. I was prepared; I had pre-shopped online. I [...]
Filed under: city encounters, crash and burn, domesticity is overrated, friends, going postal, hateful, is janky the same thing as wonky?, Just Another Day in Crazy, people should be nicer to each other, poor choices, romper room, singletons, so what if i scream?, WTF by Nic
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Friday, April 9th, 2010
Before I went on my beach vacation a few weeks ago, I thought I’d try something new. I’d get my legs waxed. Like most women, I hate shaving my legs. I hate it for a lot of reasons, but mainly because I wake up really early to get ready and commute 90 minutes to work, [...]
Filed under: hateful, i hate winter, is janky the same thing as wonky?, Just Another Day in Crazy, no jokes, questionable attire, so what if i scream?, they call it "art", things people say, wanderlust, WTF by Nic
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