Before I write about the trip to Seattle and Alaska, before I share select pictures from our cruise and excursions and marketplace shenanigans; I feel compelled to confess an odd bit of sadness that I am feeling. There is of course the typical and to be expected mourning that the “trip of a lifetime,” which [...]
Vacation is imminent (2 days!) and yet work is as crazy as ever and my immune system has succumb to whatever late winter/ early spring ass hattery sinus contagion I must have encountered on public transportation. And as an added bonus, I haven’t been able to eat solid foods for two weeks thanks to my unholy [...]
Oh, holy hell people. Try as I might to befriend them, Gap jeans hate me. I can hardly tell you how many years and salespeople I’ve burned through in my fruitless attempts to patronize that fine establishment. It’s fucking epic. Three states, two flagship stores, four sizing options, two inseam choices, and five denim wash [...]
Today is shaping up to be one of those days when I just want to punch someone. Say perhaps the lady “in line” in front of me this morning when I went to get coffee. “EXCUSE ME! I was in line!” “Oh, I’m sorry.” Glares and shuffling ensued. It was every woman (or bitch) for [...]
Okay, so, can I just take a moment of your time to ask what is P. Demp’s deal? Why is he all Tour de France? And all the time no less? It’s like every other picture I see of him is either from the red carpet or him on a bike. Which would be fine [...]
I’ve been to a Nelly Furtado concert. The Boy and I went last night. Precious thing responded to my whiny email request last month for tickets to Michael Bublé with a shrieking phone call in kind. I did something bad! I fucked up! I just got Nelly Furtado tickets! FUCK! And thus, we returned from [...]
