So this is me…

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Well, well, well….somebody wants to know more. HA!

In addition to being fancy (obviously), I’m also prone to swearing, sarcasm, and the occasional bout of sappiness that verifies my mother’s claims that I’m still a “delightful” human being. (Hi, Mom! If you’re reading, stop. Just stop. Really.) 

If you’re not my mom (seriously Mom, stop already), continue reading Nic Narrates and you’ll gain a valuable perspective on such timely topics as strappy sandals, toolbaggery, vacation locales, celebrity gossip, dating and family melodramas, observations on city life, and most important of all- the various and sundry goings on of me! Now in my 30s edition!

Want to know more? Have something to say? As always, comments are the very purpose of my existence; however, email is welcome too- as long as you’re not a big meanie head, in which case stop it already!

Finally, feel free to donate sandwiches care of Nic Narrates Headquarters- especially if you have sandwiches from Chick-fil-A. Seriously, people. Sandwiches.

Oh, and in case you’re uncertain, that picture is not of me. It’s just awesome.