Jersey Shore is Creeping on My Subconscious
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
Stop yourself.
So last night I slept like a punk per usual. Asleep by 11:15, awake again at 3:30, back asleep around 4:40, then up for work at 5:30. I suck at sleeping. It’s epic.
In the middle of all of this nonsleeping, I woke up from a crazy ass dream. Apparently, I was meeting the cast of Jersey Shore (which I’m completely addicted to). Talk about dreaming BIG.
In this dream, I appeared to be meeting The Situation, Pauly D, Snookie, and JWoww at a “booksigning” at a Borders. Only, the thing is, there wasn’t a book or anything like it (real shocker there), and they all just stood around in their general douchey state for pictures and autographs. I guess it was something more along the lines of a meet and greet. You know, because they’re famous.
Anyway, so I’m standing there trying to be all excited to meet them, but mostly I’m just annoyed by Mike, The Situation. I kept ripping on him for his “Popeye the Sailor Man” face and asking what his deal was anyway. Then, I started complaining that Ronnie wasn’t there because apparently, and I quote, “he’s my favorite and the only one whose autograph I actually want anyway” (which is categorically inaccurate because I think Vinnie is the most entertaining one on the show- mostly due to his ironic disdain for his own kind and offhand comments to that effect).
So after all that disappointment what do I do? I take some paper and a pencil and write, “Hey- from Ron” on it and storm out. Because really, with that group, can you expect anything more?
I award this dream zero fist pumps.
From someone who doesn’t remember her dreams (or maybe doesn’t dream at all) and who doesn’t watch Jersey Shore, this dream recap was slightly disturbing.
I was having trouble sleeping, too, so I cut out all caffeine. It has turned around my sleeping. Now, I fall asleep at work. Ha, I kid. I do, though, sleep much better at night!
I love Vinny! And his mom.
It IS disturbing!
I have a lot of wierd dreams though and seem to remember them more often than not. I’m guessing it has something to do with waking up every 90 minutes or so each night. Bah.
Also, Vinny’s mom is hilarious. She rolls up to the shore house with a three course meal in the middle of the day and approximately 12 family members, then proceeds to clean the place up. I loved it when she was cutting up his food for him on the first episode. Too funny!
I would like J-WOWW to sign my ham.
You have to admire a girl who decides to come home from the bars early to “drink water and eat ham. HAM!” because she doesn’t want to cheat on her boyfriend (again).