Some Kind of Love

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

It took another blogger’s writing to help me tap into something I’ve been carrying around inside me; unable to acknowledge nor articulate for some time. From her words on hope and crushes, I found myself commenting about my own crush, then thinking more about what I realized therein…
My crush is on the memory of who [...]

My “Second-Day Hair” Crusade

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

So I’m kind of a raging skankbot today.
Over the last couple of months, I’ve been trying this new thing where I don’t wash my hair. I’m not saying I don’t wash it EVER! I’m just trying to achieve that mythical and ever elusive “second-day hair.”
Ken Paves (who no matter what jeans she wears, has Jessica Simpson’s [...]

The Essential Art of Bus Seat Selection

Monday, January 25th, 2010

After five years in this city, I find myself  no better at bus seat selection. I get flustered and dismayed that everyone is looking at me and my mind is screaming “HURRY UP get out of everyone else’s way!” I board the bus, scan my card with a hello to the driver, and briskly approach the [...]

Please Don’t Pull a Geena, Tina

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

When I was in 6th grade, my English class and I received a writing assignment to author a “fan letter” to a celebrity of our choosing. I happened to choose Geena Davis (whatever happened to her anyway?) because I’d just seen A League of Their Own and even though I really fucking hate baseball (including [...]

When Things Get Poopy…Get Links!

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

With everything that keeps happening in the world and my pointless and lame moodiness of late, I figured it was time for a “happy” post. These are some short videos that make me happy.
You’re likely to have seen them before (and given their nature, embedding is unfortunately disabled), but as they say, sharing is caring! So click [...]

Jersey Shore is Creeping on My Subconscious

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

So last night I slept like a punk per usual. Asleep by 11:15, awake again at 3:30, back asleep around 4:40, then up for work at 5:30. I suck at sleeping. It’s epic.
In the middle of all of this nonsleeping, I woke up from a crazy ass dream. Apparently, I was meeting the cast of [...]

Thankfully, There’s Waterproof Mascara for Days Like This

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

My boyfriend texted, “Love you” to me before work this morning. It wasn’t the first time he’d told me, but I cried this time too. I sat there on my bed, with one boot successfully zipped up my left leg and the other looking woeful next to me, and I cried. Without sound or expression, [...]