Chicago 2016? You're Already a Winner!

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Today’s a bit of a Big Day around these parts. The host city for the 2016 Olympic games is announced (it’s between Tokyo, Rio, Madrid, and Chicago…which of these doesn’t belong?). As a resident of this vast, teeming metropolis, I can tell you that no matter what you’ve heard, Chicago is clearly “the shit.” Observe….. [...]