My S&M Relationship with The Gap

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Oh, holy hell people. Try as I might to befriend them, Gap jeans hate me. I can hardly tell you how many years and salespeople I’ve burned through in my fruitless attempts to patronize that fine establishment. It’s fucking epic. Three states, two flagship stores, four sizing options, two inseam choices, and five denim wash [...]