Toolbag Wednesday #16: [Expletive] Blagojevich

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Okay, so this one is a cake walk.

Just as Chicago, like a proud parent, stood tall with its burgeoning 2016 Olympic bid, not to mention the deliverance of one Barack Obama; we’ve been swiftly brought back down to earth by that old ball and chain: political corruption.

Thank you, G-Rod, for reminding us where we come from before our heads get too big.

Thank you for referring to Obama’s open Senate seat as, “a [expletive] valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing.”

And thank you to your dear wife, Patricia, who was heard egging you on in the background of the FBI recording, saying “Hold up that [expletive] Cubs [expletive]. [Expletive] them.”

[Expletive] Toolbags.

One Response to “Toolbag Wednesday #16: [Expletive] Blagojevich”

  1. what? he was only tryin to make a few bucks. Ha what a joke!

    So well written, you are both witty and funny!

    -haley

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