Nic Narrates

I think my Pearl heard I was shopping the iPhone because it bit it this morning. Actually, it wound up bathing in coffee and now smells like hazelnut. Which at the time smelled good, but now is making me gag and feel all sticky and stuff. This of course means I’ve spent most of the [...]

Filed under: crash and burn, going postal, is janky the same thing as wonky?, must be a sign, shoes, so what if i scream? by Nic
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