There's a Zoo in My Tummy!
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
Holy hell, am I PMS-ing! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
I’m that skit on SNL- you know the one- when Tina Fey brought it back old school and made fun of the birth control commercials for the pill that all but eradicates your period. Yeah, I’m the one with the pink ax in the office (many expletives have been thrown down like an ax today). More literally, I’m the one plowing into the six-year old’s pink birthday cake.
Mmmmmmmmmmm, caaaaake. GIVE ME CAKE NOW!
Seriously, give me cake. I’m hungry. Case in point, so far I have eaten no less than a banana, a McGriddle, a bag of Fritos, saltine crackers, one of those Nature Valley granola bars that are so rock hard they almost chip your teeth, and a baggie full of animal crackers- I believe there was a lion, a giraffe, and a hippopotamus, but it might have been a manatee missing a head.
It’s 12:06 people- I haven’t even torn into my can of ravioli yet, like that’s gonna slow me down.
What is the deal? Some months I get the zits with their own heartbeats and others (like this one) I can eat my weight in junk. Then, there are the months (also like this one) when I’m a raging bitch (okay, honestly it’s probably more like every month, but today especially). I feel like I could throw things and kick walls and generally flip out. WTF.
Ooo!!! Just remembered I have a chocolate Jello pudding cup in the fridge.
Kisses.
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