Cause For the Heebee Jeebies
Thursday, August 21st, 2008Okay, so, can I just take a moment of your time to ask what is P. Demp’s deal? Why is he all Tour de France? And all the time no less? It’s like every other picture I see of him is either from the red carpet or him on a bike. Which would be fine except for how geeked out he gets. Case in point:
Here we see dear Patrick on a morning bike ride in his LA neighborhood. I don’t know about you, but the last time I went for a bike ride around my neighborhood, I wore flip flops, a tank top, and shorts.
Is he really Patrick “McDreamy” (formerly of the USA Professional Bicyclist Association) Dempsey? Is this bike ride brought to us by whatever the hell company that is splashed all over his manness? I just don’t get it. The man loves him some spandex….and it kinda weirds me out to be honest. I wish he’d stop. Also, get a hair cut.
Ah hell, who am I kidding? I’d still make out with him. Carry on.
Dude, my hubby looks like this 3-4 times a week. This is what serious cyclists wear, it just is. These boys are in the saddle for HOURS; the gear is functional. Once you get used to it, it’s rather fetching, no?
Ask me about chamois butter. No, don’t.
Chamois butter…I’m scared.