Shitty Birthday

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Dear God/ Omnipotent/ Third-party/ Carebear Neighbor/ Man-Woman-Person-Thing:So hi. It’s me. You know, the BIRTHDAY GIRL. Yeah, so far it’s been a pretty awesome day and all despite the apocolyse cloud-cover this morning and the raging heat that is descending on my fine city. Oh, and the whole bird pooping on my arm thing. Speaking of….Did [...]