A friend from high school emailed me today: “You knew it was coming [and I did]…the 10 YEAR REUNION has been officially scheduled!” Fuck. Ten years. Ten fucking years. TEN. What else can I say? Fuck.
It’s always sad when a vacation ends. But then, there’s the pictures…. Having never been to Jamaica, I wasn’t sure what to expect. On our way to our hotel, we were told that in Jamaica, there aren’t any problems. Instead, they only have “situations”. From what you can see in the picture above, we didn’t [...]
Back from Jamaica (which was awesome!). While I prep a few pics for posting, here’s something you shouldn’t miss. If I screwed up posting the video here, catch it on Funny or Die. the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see! on FunnyOrDie.com
Massive insulated mug: check. Passport: check. Bikinis: check. Kit: check.While all of Chicago hunkers down with -15 degree wind chills, we’ll be happily sipping Red Stripes and pina coladas, gazing out at turquoise water from our beach loungers. Four days of 85 degree sunny goodness here we come!
A while back I was in one of those “I’m feeling blah and not too sexy” slumps (living in sweat pants on my couch while watching America’s Next Top Model marathons on MTV could have been part of the problem there), so I went to Victoria’s Secret and went a bit bonkers. I bought oodles [...]
It’s time to talk Runway. This season has been a bit blah with a boring cast and commercialized challenges, but last night’s episode FINALLY forced them into high fashion. Designing avant-garde looks; I love, love, loved what Christian and Chris came up with: Glorious! Reminiscent of looks designed by Olivier Theyskens for Nina Ricci and [...]
I need to be kissed. Passionately. I want to feel his unsoft hands embrace my head and neck. I want to feel the faint brush of eyelashes upon my cheek, leaning in. I want to feel that lightness, those dizzying bubbles fizz, beneath my skin. I want that heady tumble of mouth upon mouth, all [...]
