Nic Narrates

I have hereby sworn off McDonald’s #1 breakfast combo that’s so kickass you can eat it in four bites. That’s right. I officially break up with YOU McDonald’s!

I came to this decision when I was getting dressed for work the other morning and my ass literally ate my pants from last winter. WTF?! I thought. Have I really gained that much weight? Apparently the jiggle in my aft region is brought to you by a very conveniently placed McDonald’s in Union Station.

For a while there, I’d pop in before boarding my train to work because it was “the cheapest coffee option.” True story. But this reasoning slowly digressed into “Pancakes? Awesome!” and “Who knew McGriddles were so GOOD?”

Knowing all this, and with my declaration slowly chanting in my head, “McDonald’s breakfast is the devil…McDonald’s breakfast is the devil…” I now try to delude myself into eating the graham cracker sticks and banana that I brought from home or maybe a bagel with butter once I get to work. But as I arrive at the train station and try to whisk past without making eye contact…I can’t help it. I’m HUNGRY.

Damn you, Egg McMuffins and your crack-laced goodness. Damn you.

Filed under: poor choices by Nic