Last night, I sat in a waiting room full of children, and maybe a parent or two. And as I sat there reading Redbook from 2005, a white Velcro sandal came flying at my head. And then another. I was under assault.The mother, trying to appear shocked and horrified at what her child was doing [...]
For the first time since I was 16, I have no car to drive. But, living in the bitch ass city (see previous post), this recent development is actually a blessing most of the time.
So, you ask, why no car of a sudden? Perhaps Ferris Bueller put it best when he told Cameron, “You killed [...]
Sometimes, you just gotta say “fuck it.” Other times, “fuck you.”
I’m pissed off. Pissed off at the urine-smelling-car-honking-bus-polluted-panhandling-sexual-criminal-on-the-loose-overpriced-everything city. FUCK the city.When I moved downtown just over two years ago, I thought it was the greatest thing ever. And it was. And in some ways, on a good day, it still can be. But lately, [...]
