AKA: thoughts while commuting to work. Tickertape style.
Mother-effer! Is that poohead turning left? It’s been like 5 lights now. Bitchass Honda………..I hate you stupid sore throat. You are not my friend. You make me want to cry. It’s come to that…………..Oooooo- I think I’ll get an iced coffee from McDonald’s I really am lovin’ it………..Note [...]
So, I’m breaking character, crossing the third wall. I’m blogging about blogging.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not so impervious. I realize that this is a blog and that, duh, it’s interactive. So, in acknowledging this Truth (yes, capital “T”), I’m venturing to address you fine reader. Yes, you.
While I can’t say I write for comments, [...]
So this is the year.
No, it’s not THAT year, despite what the drunk frat boys in the bleachers say, the Cubs will not go all the way…I mean, come on. Just shut up and drink your beer already. Instead, it’s the year the cicadas come out again. And from the near daily coverage in the [...]
Remember how easy it was in elementary school to know if a boy liked you? You, or your BFF, would pass him a note where he could check the appropriate box:
Do you like me? ___ Yes ___ No ___ Maybe so
Ahhh, the olden days. The brazenness. The honesty. The forthrightness. Granted, you’d then sit there [...]
Last week, I went to a screening for the new movie, Knocked Up, and I absolutely cannot get it out of my mind. And not in a good way.
No matter what you call it; preggers, bun in the oven, with child, knocked up, in the family way–it scares the bejezzus out of me. The whole [...]
You know when you suddenly smell something, like a certain lotion or a candle or chocolate chip cookies, and you’re instantly reminded of a person, a place, a memory? This phenomena has always held a particular interest to me in that I’ve always had a strong sense of smell. And I love that something as [...]
My college friends, my three-years-younger-than-me college friends, Mara and Ali, came to visit this past weekend and, as they went sans bra into the night, I dubbed myself “Mom” and gave them some ground rules in the cab on the way to “The Happiest Place On Earth” (skirt the fire hazard atmosphere and it’s like [...]
