What Would Dr. Grey Say?
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007“So…what seems to be the problem?”
“My sinuses and ears feel like I’m underwater. It’s been two weeks. My fingers are beginning to get pruney.”
“I see. Do you smoke?”
“No.”
“Drink?”
“Well, it’s a little early…”
“First day of your last period?”
“Oh, jeez. Ah…how about…that one. Yeah. That’ll work.”
“Do you have sex?”
“Hee hee…yes, I have the sex.”
“Male or female?”
“Female.”
“….”
“Oh, wait, you mean……male. Yes, male.”
“Don’t worry; trips everyone up.”
“Yeah, haven’t seen that in the line-up before.”
“It’s something new we’re doing. Helps us better know what to look for based on your, you know…preferences.”
“Huh. I didn’t realize sinus infections can be so particular.”
Congratulations! After 6 hours teaching very loud and smelly 5th graders, you have managed to make me laugh! Hopefully you are feeling better.