Stream of Consciousness
Friday, May 11th, 2007
AKA: thoughts while commuting to work. Tickertape style.
Mother-effer! Is that poohead turning left? It’s been like 5 lights now. Bitchass Honda………..I hate you stupid sore throat. You are not my friend. You make me want to cry. It’s come to that…………..Oooooo- I think I’ll get an iced coffee from McDonald’s I really am lovin’ it………..Note to self: take vitamin to ward off malnutrition………..I should really call my mother………….You know what, Luda? I got sompen’ to say- I want my diamonds to be reckless…………Boy howdy, 82 fabulous degrees today. I sooo need to shave my legs and bust out the sundresses………….I wonder what Kit’s doing? Why didn’t he call me last night? Should I call him? Meh. Maybe I’ll text him……….I wonder what we’re gonna do on our field trip to Field’s, I mean Macy’s, tonight. Maybe I can sneak away and browse the handbags. They are on the first floor. Hmmm……………….WHAT is going on with my hair? Did I use too much conditioner?……………Dude-did that sign just say $3.62? WTF? That shit is hateful………..I’m so excited about my lunch today! La, la, la, la. Hooray for macaroni & cheese! La, la, la………….No, I don’t think wearing white shoes before Memorial Day is a faux pas anymore. I mean, global warming, right?………………….Moment of truth- did I beat Shucky to work? Booya! Shit. Better make a run for it.
I’m officially a crazy person.
Lol! I’ve seen a few people do ‘stream of consciousness’ posts and frankly, I’m too scared to do one of my own. I think it would confirm my parents deep seated theory that I have ADHD. And I agree about the white shoes, where them whenever you want!
ah, hell. and here i thought i was ssssooooooo creative.