Maybe they’re just trying to keep the MTV publicity going and want to be on Engaged & Underage? If they seal the deal soon, she won’t even be able to legally drink at her own wedding.
Nice work, Pratt.
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I’m going to London next Friday with Kit!
I’m a flurry of activity right now trying to plan out what sundresses to pack (when in doubt pack them all, right?), studying the Tube map, getting over my disappointment upon learning the Queen does not like visitors between October and July, and acquainting myself with the 24-hour [...]
I’ve been thinking a lot about imprints. If it is to be believed (and it is by this blogger) that we are products of our environment, then the growing process is an illusory horizon indeed. The pursuit of that pivotal moment of realization, that sense of finish, thusly remains outside our reach. Something about this [...]
Holy crap was The Office good last night! STOP READING IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET!
Okay, so now that that’s out of the way…it’s like I have ADHD or something. I can’t put a proper sentence together right now. It was THAT good. And I’m THAT much over trying to work while feeling this crappy. [...]
Wow-wee, has TV gotten good again lately!!
With the recent passing of The Hills, I’ve been a bit bereft, shuffling aimlessly about my apartment, mumbling how Brody is a tool and Spencer has jowls, worrying how Heidi is faring, and craving something called Pinkberry frozen “yogurt” (a court case was filed alleging they don’t technically sell [...]
“So…what seems to be the problem?”
“My sinuses and ears feel like I’m underwater. It’s been two weeks. My fingers are beginning to get pruney.”
“I see. Do you smoke?”
“No.”
“Drink?”
“Well, it’s a little early…”
“First day of your last period?”
“Oh, jeez. Ah…how about…that one. Yeah. That’ll work.”
“Do you have sex?”
“Hee hee…yes, I have the sex.”
“Male or female?”
“Female.”
“….”
“Oh, wait, [...]
I mailed my Mom’s Mother’s Day card earlier this week, and while writing my personalized heartfelt message, there was so much that I didn’t, that I just couldn’t say…I love you and miss you, Mom, but I really miss the Mom I knew who sang “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” and “Imagine” at the top [...]
